Ironically, Carry and umbrella, it never rains, wash a car, it will rain everytime... LIFE!

Daily I am reminded of the ironies of life. Fall in love? Its with someone unavailable. Got money? Been there, done that, nothing to buy. Wearing a tie? Everyone else is in jeans. Got a good friend? Cancer calls. When I was a veternarian in the Air Force back in 1972-76, I was always being biten by whatever cat I was examining. Later when I was selling welding equipment and supplies (my first real job) and I was constantly getting electrical shocks from demo'ing the equipment wrong. BUT, man could I sell! Life is loaded with challenges, and if you pay close attention, life is loaded with ironies. It strikes me its for a reason. But whats the reason? I heard that as men age, they calm down. Maybe their testosterone leaves their pituitary gland and settles down in their ankles and feet, where it is basically rendered useless. If you want to talk about the weirdest thing in life, let's talk about politics - the game of spin, the game of hate mongering, the game of special interests. Someone said we are spinning out of control and heading toward the sun. Will that put all the tanning booth people out of business? Are we all going to pop out of our cars like toast someday? I guess I could fret, but instead I will poke fun at it all. Word to the wise; if you take me seriously, then you should try prozac for your own safety. Ironically, you are probably already on it. ;o) BigDog