musings

you know, i like to write. the serious stuff i keep hidden away. but, i do let the funny stuff out each week. why? well, if its funny, people only seem to think you are annoying them, which makes it all the more funny. but if it's serious stuff, then, everyone is a critic. so now you know. some samples: (1) When i was in med school and my class chose up sides for our annual summer picnic and baseball game, i took all the cadavers for my teammates. i loved yelling from the dugout to the team, "hey-- look alive out there!" (2) Every Christmas, no matter how good I am, Santa never brings me what I ask for. You wouldn't think that venison steaks wouldn't be that hard to come by. (3) If I *don't* love something, is it still OK to set it free? -and- (4) I'm all for being honest while you're on a date. You should ask right up front if your date minds if you make fun of her extra chin. well, and now you know the weird thoughts that dart around in my head. funny? annoying? you decide. but, keep your decision to yourself, i am too fragile as a writer. fra'gil'e - its italian!