Miley Cyrus, we *had* such hope for you...
Miley, Miley, Miley! What are YOU thinking? Dear girl, we *had* such hope for you. *Had* - read, our hope has evaporated girl. You have now become a non. You are usual. You could have done great things, and now you are plain old variety. I would have bet that you would have been a main stay. But no more. You can't retrack non-purity behaviors. All the sexy pics between you and your sleep over girlfriend, then those of you and your dopey boyfriend, and now the Vanity Fair mag spread. (Have your handlers contacted HEF yet for your nudes from your upcoming sweet 16 birthday party?) And you think it's an honor to have had Annie Lebowitz throw you under the "compromising" bus? I am sad to say, "you could have been different", but now you have jumped the shark. The applause will die down. The money will go away. I suppose we will see you doing bazar things at shopping malls, and while out for the evening with panting paparazzi swarming you, watch you walk into re-hab in some posh hideaway near Park City, UT., oh and lets not forget having a teenie tiny yap of a pooch tucked under your arm for a security blanket! You could have stayed about the fray Miley. Why didn't you? May I tell you why? Because you are STILL a dopey kid! And either you are asking the wrong questions (assume you converse with skilled celebs like your Dad) or you are getting some really stupid advice from people who ought to know better! What a shame! I suppose creating a persona about a girl who is really two people (multi-personality disorder? Schizophrenia?) could be the real issue here, who knows? But the tabloids will get it all to us soon enough. So typical you would tell "OK" magazine how you feel about the Vanity Fair spread. As if OK magazine is the well thought of source for anything reliable. Miley, want some bland normal behavior advice? Collect all your cash, drop out of the limelight, cut records in private sessions, re-legitmize yourself, get off the stages, start doing some good in the world (serve someone else!) and come back to us after you have graduated from college. USE YOUR HEAD!


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